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Waiter: Did you miss something?
Him: It's hard to tell just now
Waiter: The weather is weird, yeah?
Him: Don't I know it
Waiter: Can I get you something else?
Him: It's not on the menu
Waiter(frowns): I suppose not
Him: But that's to be expected I guess
Waiter:......
Him: I reckon you can bring the check
Waiter: If that's what you would like
Him(laughs): That matters not
Waiter(leaves to get the check)
Him(stares out into the night)